Bad Jokes

(1) Bag of monetary tricks. (2) Two-handed economists tend to be data dependent. (3) On the third hand: Market dependence. (4) Financial stability is another concern of the FOMC. (5) Forward guidance: Thanks, but no thanks. (6) Did ECB corner itself into QE? (7) Eight reasons why bond yields have risen this month. (8) Currency depreciations lifting German and Japanese exports. (9) Foreign bond buying in US surprisingly weak. (10) Keep the euro, pass the ouzo. (11) Yellen likely to sprinkle more fairy dust this week. (12) Is Yellen still short Biotech and Internet stocks?