Oktoberfest or Octoberbust?

(1) Beer drinkers of the world, unite! (2) October is the month for big crashes, every now and then. (3) Sometimes, Octobers make a bottom. (4) The Greeks tend to fudge. (5) Even if earnings don’t disappoint, guidance likely will do so. (6) Analysts are turning more cautious on 2012, especially for Financials. (7) “BE AFRAID.” (8) Sentiment is so bearish, it may be bullish. (9) China is still hot, though less spicy. (10) Is Dr. Copper wrong? (11) Is the S&P 500 the next safe haven to get trashed? (12) Weekly Leading Indicator predicts an imminent recession. Is it misleading?